"I'm ickle smurf, and you're Lardee smurf."
Monday, October 31, 2011
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Home Security
Okay guys, I'm going out for a bit -
Be good and look after the house.
"We will."
"Hey Lardee, I bet she went to the store to buy us a present."
"We'd better do a good job looking after the house."
"Here are the major areas we have to secure..."
"This looks up to code."
"This however, is not."
"Problem solved."
"This window is vulnerable to intruders."
"That'll slow them down."
"Always have spare batteries for emergencies.
We'll just take one out of everything."
"Lardee, you're on wire detail."
"These pencils are too sharp."
"Safety first."
"You flowers aren't causing any problems here, are you?"
"I'm watching you."
"Hey Lardee, how's wire detail going?"
"NOOO---STOP!!"
"Lardee, you almost died."
"Take a breather, I'll handle this."
"The kitchen is full of hazards- Be careful."
"Yikes! This jam will expire soon."
"We must eat it all before it becomes deadly."
"Good job Lardee, I think we did it.
The house is now safe."
Hey guys, I'm home-
thanks for looking after the house!
"Did you buy us something?"
Yes, I did!...but...
...It needs batteries.
"Heheh, we got that covered.
Thanks!"
"By the way, we made dinner."
Be good and look after the house.
"We will."
"Hey Lardee, I bet she went to the store to buy us a present."
"We'd better do a good job looking after the house."
"Here are the major areas we have to secure..."
"This looks up to code."
"This however, is not."
"Problem solved."
"This window is vulnerable to intruders."
"That'll slow them down."
"Always have spare batteries for emergencies.
We'll just take one out of everything."
"Lardee, you're on wire detail."
"These pencils are too sharp."
"Safety first."
"You flowers aren't causing any problems here, are you?"
"I'm watching you."
"Hey Lardee, how's wire detail going?"
"NOOO---STOP!!"
"Lardee, you almost died."
"Take a breather, I'll handle this."
"The kitchen is full of hazards- Be careful."
"Yikes! This jam will expire soon."
"We must eat it all before it becomes deadly."
"Good job Lardee, I think we did it.
The house is now safe."
Hey guys, I'm home-
thanks for looking after the house!
"Did you buy us something?"
Yes, I did!...but...
...It needs batteries.
"Heheh, we got that covered.
Thanks!"
"By the way, we made dinner."
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