FANCY Date

"Ahem..."

"Bonjour Madame. 
An invitation for you."

"Follow me..."

"Just a minute as we prepare you a table. 
Can I interest you in a FANCY beverage? "

"Lardee, we talked about this."

"For starters, we present FANCY charcuterie 
accompanied with FANCY string fromage."

"For your entrée, we present a FANCY dinosaur nugget with 
blueberry waffles, mac and cheese, and teddy bear crackers. 
All FANCY."

"And now, the FANCY dinner show!
Ooooohh!!"

"Aaahhh!!!"

"Ohhhh!!!"

"And for dessert, we present a FANCY strawberry cake with 
sprinkles and cream. It's a cake, trust us."

"Mint?"

"We hope you found today's FANCY dinner and show satisfactory."

"Here's your bill."

"Can you help us clean though?"