"We might need a bigger box, Lardee..."
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Monday, June 25, 2012
Toof Noir
Hey guys, have you seen my other sock?
"No, but..."
"We're on it."
"Don't worry Ma'am- We're professionals.
We'll find that sock, guaranteed."
"First we need to search for clues..."
"Hello clues, are you in here?
"Is that a clue?"
"These are clues we eat."
"Time to do some dirty work..."
"What do you see, Lardee?"
"A-ha! Money!"
"Bag up the evidence. This case is deeper than I expected."
"Sorry to pop in unannounced Carrot..."
"Have you seen this sock?"
"Not talking, eh?"
"What if we give you this?"
"How 'bout now?"
"Carrot is not very helpful."
"Freshly folded laundry - our last option."
"No dice."
"This is bad, Lardee. If we don't solve this case,
we're gonna lose all our street cred. What do we do?"
"Nobody will know the difference."
"Uh.... Guess what!
I think we found your..."
Oh hey guys, I was just going to tell you-
I found my other sock in the bathroom!
Thanks for looking!
"Quick Lardee, destroy the evidence."
"Another case solved!"
Friday, April 27, 2012
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Burritos
Time for bed, my little Milk Teef!
"Can you make us burritos?"
Okay - first we start with the tortilla...
...then we add some rice...
...and some cheese...
...now we wrap it up...
...And lastly...
...SOME SALSA!!!
(tickle, tickle, tickle)
"Wahahahah!"
"Now do Carrot!"
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