"Yikes, look at all this mail!"
"Some of it isn't even ours."
"This will send it back."
"Cut all the coupons -
you never know."
"Cool, I wonder what movie's inside!"
"Gently..."
"I think this is yours, Lardee."
"Pshh! Who would fall for this junk mail?"
"Stop!! It's a scam!"
"Just cut more coupons, okay?"
"Hey, this mail has our name on it."
"It's a birthday invitation!"
"Uh oh, I don't think we can go.
But we should still get her something."
"These are as good as money."
"Let me do the renting from now on, Lardee."