"Good morning, morning! Good morning, floor! Good morning, lint!"
"pssst, can someone point me to the little toof's room?"
"Thanks, That will do. Please leave the bathroom while I do my
business."
"Privacy first, I always say!"
"I don't see this happening."
"But this will do just fine."
"dum-dee-dumm-dumm..."
"When there's a lady around, the seat goes down."
"Now if only I can get a sink my size..."