Picket Line

"Teef do not approve!

We don't want to move!"

"We say what the hey!

Better let us stay!"

"Lardee, we can't give in."

"Making us move is illegal- we read about it online."

"We've tied ourselves to this pole."

"And we also had this petition signed by all our friends."

"So basically, you can't make us go."

I understand guys- but would you like
to see some pictures of our new place?

"Whoah, we're gonna live there?"

"That living room is pretty nice, I guess..."

"Lots of light in the kitchen..."

"What's this room?

It's quite big..."

That's both your rooms.

"THAT'S OUR ROOM??!!

WOW! We could fit so much stuff in there!!"

"Okay, I think we can move now."

"We're sorry for being difficult - 

change is hard."

"We'll do our best to be positive."

Thanks guys!

"No problem. Hey, where are we moving to anyways?"

Los Angeles!

"Get your sign, Lardee."

Big News

Hey guys- 

I have something to tell you.

But first, have a cookie...

...and some root beer.

"Wow thanks!"

(munch, munch)

(munch, munch, slurrrrp!)

"So, what's going on?"

WE'RE MOVING!!!

We'll be moving out of this house and living 300 miles away!

Exciting, huh? What do you guys think!

"I don't want your cookie anymore."

(HURK!)

Underwear 4

"We look amazing in underwear-
Let's never take these off!"

"Let's go outside!"

"Now I kinda feel ridiculous."

Underwear 3

"Lardee, we have to eat a little better to 
maintain these underwear physiques."

"We'll cut our Gummy Bears in half, and 

throw away the bottoms."

"I feel healthier already."

Underwear 2

"Wow, we look really good with these on."

"Don't mind us, Carrot-  

impressive I know..."

"Howdy Ma'am - 

Sorry to make you blush..."

"Why thank you, sir-

No, we're not even flexing!"

"Phew! Let's take a break.

Looking this good is too much pressure."

Underwear 1

(snap, snap, snap)

(snap, snap)

(snap-)

"Lardee, you need to look more natural..."

"Better."

Fashion Friday

"Hey Lardee, I wonder what we'd look like with underwear?"

"Really good, I guess."