"Man, they must love stairs in Paris."
"First things first, let's start the day like a proper Parisian."
"This map's too small.
We shouldn't have printed off the internet."
"Wait wait, don't take the picture yet- they're in our shot."
"I saw in a movie if we wait here till midnight,
a car comes by so we can meet Owen Wilson."
"Chestnuts! Good job Lardee, we'll eat these later."