"Ahem..."
"Bonjour Madame.
An invitation for you."
"Follow me..."
"Just a minute as we prepare you a table.
Can I interest you in a FANCY beverage? "
"Lardee, we talked about this."
"For starters, we present FANCY charcuterie
accompanied with FANCY string fromage."
"For your entrée, we present a FANCY dinosaur nugget with
blueberry waffles, mac and cheese, and teddy bear crackers.
All FANCY."
"And now, the FANCY dinner show!
Ooooohh!!"
"Aaahhh!!!"
"Ohhhh!!!"
"And for dessert, we present a FANCY strawberry cake with
sprinkles and cream. It's a cake, trust us."
"Mint?"
"We hope you found today's FANCY dinner and show satisfactory."
"Here's your bill."
"Can you help us clean though?"