Happy Halloween!

"I'm ickle smurf, and you're Lardee smurf."

"Let's smurf all this candy before dinner!"

Home Security

Okay guys, I'm going out for a bit -
Be good and look after the house.



"We will."



"Hey Lardee, I bet she went to the store to buy us a present."



"We'd better do a good job looking after the house."



"Here are the major areas we have to secure..."



"This looks up to code."



"This however, is not."



"Problem solved."



"This window is vulnerable to intruders."



"That'll slow them down."



"Always have spare batteries for emergencies.
We'll just take one out of everything."



"Lardee, you're on wire detail."



"These pencils are too sharp."



"Safety first."



"You flowers aren't causing any problems here, are you?"



"I'm watching you."



"Hey Lardee, how's wire detail going?"



"NOOO---STOP!!"



"Lardee, you almost died."



"Take a breather, I'll handle this."



"The kitchen is full of hazards- Be careful."



"Yikes! This jam will expire soon."



"We must eat it all before it becomes deadly."



"Good job Lardee, I think we did it.
The house is now safe."



Hey guys, I'm home-
thanks for looking after the house!



"Did you buy us something?"



Yes, I did!...but...



...It needs batteries.



"Heheh, we got that covered.
Thanks!"



"By the way, we made dinner."

2011 Alternative Press Expo

Hi everyone,

The Alternative Press Expo in San Francisco is happening this weekend (10/1 - 2)! I'll have a table of My Milk Toof merchandise - some made especially for this convention - along with two showcases of ickle and Lardee models from the story "Sick Lardee" to see in person!
My booth number is #504 and it's located near the INFO booth.

I really look forward to meeting everyone, see you soon!!

And please stay tuned, there will be a new story in the coming weeks.

Cheers,
Inhae

* You can click the image to see a full size map.

New Fall Merchandise Now Available!

Two brand new print and button sets from the story "Sick Lardee" are now available for purchase in the shop (click HERE). Both are limited edition, containing six mini prints & three buttons, wrapped in a special ickle or Lardee crest packaging. And yes, I will be shipping internationally. For all purchases, please be patient as the packing and shipping can be very time consuming. Thank you again for all your support, it helps in keeping this blog running!

SET I - $ 12.00 USD

( 6 mini prints & 3 buttons, with Lardee Crest Package)

Detail: A set of six mini prints on Mohawk Superfine Smooth Paper, 16pt thickness with Matte finish ( 5" x 3.25") and 3 buttons (1" Diameter).

SET II - $ 12.00 USD

( 6 mini prints & 3 buttons, with ickle Crest Package)

Detail: A set of six mini prints on Mohawk Superfine Smooth Paper, 16pt thickness with Matte finish ( 5" x 3.25") and 3 buttons (1" Diameter).

New Fall Merchandise Preview

A set of mini art prints and buttons from "Sick Lardee" will be available this coming week. Stay tuned for more details!

Sick Lardee

"Wow Lardee, you don't look so good."

"You should have some soup, you'll feel better."

"Lardee, you have to eat something or you won't get better."

"Do you want something to drink?"

"Do you want a toy?"

"I know..."

"Do you want me to read you a story?"

"Okay Lardee, this is a story just for you."

"Once upon a time..."

...In an enchanted, faraway land...

...Lived a little Toof named Sir Lardee.

Every day, Sir Lardee loved nothing better than to walk along, carrying
a favorite stick.

Sir Lardee would often play a game to see how high the stick
could be thrown (Usually, it wasn't very high).

One day, while Sir Lardee was playing, the stick landed
on a rock.

"Ouch," said the rock, "Ouch, on my head!"

Sir Lardee immediately apologized for the inconvenience,
especially since it's not often that you come across a talking
rock (And when you do, it's not good to throw sticks at them).

Fortunately the rock accepted the apology, and seemed like an
overall sincere individual.

" I wonder if you can help me?" asked the rock. "There is a secret
treasure hidden deep inside these woods. I would redeem it myself,
but being a rock, it has been very difficult to endeavor that journey.
If you are kind and adventurous, would you be able to retrieve
the treasure? With that fortune, I would finally be able to retire- for
I am an old rock, and have had a very hard life."

Sir Lardee, being a Toof with a very sympathetic heart,
agreed to the task.

"But please be careful," admonished the rock, "Out here in these woods,
there are many dangerous things for a little Toof like yourself."

Heeding that advice, the journey began in search for the treasure.

Sir Lardee learned the woods are filled with things
you don't want to touch.

And the moment you DO touch something...

...you'll probably wish you didn't.

(Here lies people who touched things)

Sir Lardee bravely pushed onward, leaving a trail of candy crumbs
behind so not to get lost.

Along the way, the woods began to look really weird.

And hostile.

And there were times Sir Lardee couldn't even see which way to go.

It was beginning to seem this journey might've been too much for
one little Toof.

Fortunately, a mysterious clearing presented itself-
Sir Lardee knew the treasure had to be near.

Below a giant tree sat the wise and bearded, Wizard ickle.

Wizard ickle spoke: "If you are to claim the treasure,
you must first pass one test."

"Way above this tree grows the only apple in the woods. Attain it,
and the treasure is yours. And if at all possible, please hurry- for
I am super hungry."

Sir Lardee did not hesitate, and knew exactly what to do...

With the favorite stick so often played with, Sir Lardee took
one big throw...

...And knocked the apple down (it was the highest throw, ever).

"You have definitely earned this treasure," praised Wizard ickle,
"Go now, and spend this fortune on whatever you please!"

And so, Sir Lardee began the journey back (And the Wizard ickle
ceased to be hungry for the next three hours).

Sir Lardee generously gave all the treasure to the rock.

And the rock was very grateful.

With that fortune, the rock was finally able to retire.

Happily, all was well in the enchanted, faraway land.

"And can you guess what Sir Lardee did next?"

"What?"

"Ate some delicious soup!"

"Heh-heh, works every time."



THE END