BORED game

"Will you play with us?"

"Here, you read the instructions."

"First we pick game pieces.

You be the Hat..."

"...I'll be the Racecar..."

"...now you pick one, Lardee."

"Uhhh- I guess it doesn't matter."

You guys should try to organize your money better.

(shuffle shuffle shuffle)

"Can we play now?"

"I'm gonna keep rolling until I get what I want."

"Lardee wants more cash."

"Did I win yet?"

"Don't worry Lardee,

I know you're innocent."

"I'm building a skyscraper here."

"Lardee's eating the instructions again."

"We're just borrowing, not stealing."

"Some of these cards are the same."

"Iceberg, right ahead! Toot Toot!!!"

"Decorating will bring up our property value."

"Aghhhh! A giant monster attacks the city!"

"We're bored. Can we go now?"

"Bye."

Sigh...