Private Matters

"Good morning, morning! Good morning, floor! Good morning, lint!"

"pssst, can someone point me to the little toof's room?"

"Thanks, That will do. Please leave the bathroom while I do my

business."

"Privacy first, I always say!"

"I don't see this happening."

"But this will do just fine."

"dum-dee-dumm-dumm..."

"When there's a lady around, the seat goes down."

"Now if only I can get a sink my size..."